The time has come

Made me throw up, thanks :')

Sussy baka ÒwÓ

Something with a high amount of copium (fuck, I need this stuff too)

How do you think who is going to win big in the elections? - Sadly, probably the conservatives and far right due to overemotionalization & polarization thanks to social media and baity articles who create negative emotions to spark any sort of interaction and publicity for the single cause of profit.

(Interviewer clearly didn’t expect nor like that answer) So the FPÖ (alt right) seems to be on their way to dominate this year, what do you think about that? - Well the FPÖ wants to present itself as party for the plebs when they’re effectively helping the rich becoming richer and the poor becoming poorer with their neoliberal policies and even worse they’re destroying decades of work of unions & social democratic policies. And the millionaires who are profiting the most are those who have large shares in tabloid newspapers convincing the masses to vote for what essentially harms them and suits the millionaires.

AAAND DAMN they didn’t like that answer (because they are one of the media bootlicking the FPÖ because their owners like that)…

And guess what… Seems they cut me out… And I thought they were “truly objective, truly critical and truly free”

Respect for sacrificing your Sunday for the election <3

Chad KPÖ voter vs virgin FPÖ horse deworming medication enjoyer

I got interviewed by tabloid media so whilst I appreciate it I’d rather visit the chocolate factory :')

A Dutchie :3

silly me \(^w^)/

* unzips pants

Supreme Leader Frank

You know things are about to get spicy when a state/nation adds the prefix “Greater” to its name

Mhm interesting, imma look this up, thanksies :3

I can imagine it but I’m interested on how to put these on. Based on the stiffness of the tail you’d have to make some adjustments like a button or something I’d assume

Bro, I wish I was your height

Sincerely, a 171cm boi

I imagine they have some sort of cut out held by button on the back side

If we had tails, what would our pants and underwear look like? 🤔

Mhm I see. It’s just a really shitty situation and that it happened so shortly before the main event makes it even worse. Like, if you disqualify him when he didn’t do anything wrong, you face backlash and when he did in fact assault her and you still let him perform, you face backlash too.

I just hope the investigation doesn’t get brushed under the carpet and that we get a better understanding of what actually happened.

Wordy but essentially yeah :')