I went to Ohio to visit family as a teen in the 90s and it was normal. I went again as an adult and suddenly everyone I wasn’t related to had a southern accent and was very…banjo duel…

WTF happened to you Ohio?!

The topsoil becomes hydrophobic for a time due to the vaporized oils in plants and a bunch of physics I am fuzzy on. This means they’re less likely to absorb any water during the next rains after a wildfire and you get what are called post-wildfire debris flows (a type of mass wasting/landslide). They’re so predictable that planning for them and predicting where they will occur is a regular part of wildfire response in certain states.

Your boots may sink into soup and add any sort of slope and that hillside is going down.

Are turkish delights the same as like aplets and cotlets and the misc fruit delights? Because if so I fucking LOVE them and don’t understand all of the hate.

Loreena McKennitt is not in competition with Enya. Them ladies be chill.

I’m going to guess Lowes, Home Depot, or Ace Hardware. Shame.

I don’t know much about his presidency but all his work with Habitat for Humanity shows that he became a pretty good person. RIP.

Goddamn pseudoephedrine is the best, hands down. I have allergies that routinely stuff me up and I vehemently hate fucking tweakers for trying to ruin one of the most effective over the counter drugs out there.

Oh man if you like images of aesthetic mood board stuff you have not lived until you’ve let the algorithm take the wheel and fallen into a pin hole. It’s quite stimulating.