This candy was fucked with! If only I could remember the houses I took my kids to! Oh well, I guess we’ll never know who did this.

What the Buddha actually said is “there is no cum to clean”

One is a guaranteed great show and the other has potential to be.

He should have listened to his momma

Anyone who meditates realizes they don’t control their minds anymore than they can control the sounds their ears hear.

In the book “from a certain point of view” Admiral Motti complains about Vader chocking him to the empire’s HR department!

I wonder what that Leonardo DiCaprio kid from Growing Pains is up to these days?

Happy Birthday!

Meltdown is our emotion

Above long John silver is Captain Flint

If it’s not real I would turn it into a necklace it’s really cool looking

I remember watching 28 days later a long time ago and thinking it was ok, I just finished 28 weeks later and it was not ok.

I’ve recently stopped trying to be a social person, I tried for decades, got addicted to alcohol (got sober), and I was always stressed. My only hang up now is feeling like a loser for not being social, not having friends, not being in a relationship. But not having those things is bringing me peace. I missed being left alone, doing my own thing even if it’s doing nothing. I just need to work on the negative self talk concerning societal norms.

The first thought is the conditioning done by life, the second thought is the conditioning done by oneself as we grow to become the person we want to be.

I needed this, thank you.

Weird how autism can’t be the excuse but apparently “always being rude” is. Maybe because I can constantly apologize for my perceived rudeness but not my autism.

Yes let’s text someone just so I can feel like shite when they don’t text back

Keep checking the phone even though you know you turned silence off…

Might not be casual but I really fucked up an answer yesterday and there’s no reversing the consequences. If I cut my tongue out will that solve it? No, they’ll commit me and still ask questions too quickly for me to write what I mean clearly.

I felt seen when Shoresy said “if you’re not 10 minutes early you’re late”

Same, a few months ago I just started saying “I don’t talk right so forget it”. Idc anymore.