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I’m currently on my phone and I’m not going to try to figure out how to test regex on Graphene. Therefore I can only say: well done!

George Carlin very vocally agrees… But things get a bit problematic after that.

Isn’t almost everyone a namee? That is, someone who has been on the receiving end of a name?

We’ve three cats. I can’t really ever remember hearing two of them talk. The third one does, but only rarely.

Two of them are pretty senior and may have been having trouble eating kibble, causing them to lose an alarming amount of weight. My wife took pity and started putting out wet food every morning. Suddenly, the older two are very talkative every time they see a human come out from behind a closed door.

Mine does.

Even within a few hours of setting it, it’s usually off by at least a few hours. My microwave is usually pretty accurate to within a few minutes, even after days.

Dunno what to tell you.

Once I took my wife, then girlfriend, to a Waffle House. She ordered a BLT and hash browns.

They gave her an odd look, but acquiesced. A short while later, they brought out a serving of hash browns into which they had mixed bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

When I worked for the Geek Squad in a function that was barely more than retail, my title was “Counter Intelligence Agent.” It was kind of a funny pun because I mostly worked at the counter but other than that it seemed a bit … Inflated.

Reminds me of the clothing I wore as a kid.

You know what he says. Just do it.

edit: As an aside, before I started becoming aware of actors and their names, he made me think of a beagle. I kind of thought there might be some overlap in their stories. I’m now pretty confident that I was mistaken.

We share the same dinna!

Sorry - I wasn’t trying to demand anything from you. I was just trying to use the word “recall” in a relevant sentence.

My very first car accident, I rear-ended a septic truck. Fortunately it was empty at the time.

Every word of that makes it sound like I’m making a joke, but I’m not.

However, if you would like a joke, we were near a storage unit facility. The entrance required a code to open. While we were waiting for the police to arrive to make our report, the driver of the septic truck observed that the gate had a sign saying “Do Not Tailgate” and that perhaps I would have done well to listen.

Back to simple facts, at the time I worked at a convenience store. It turned out that the person who delivered Tastykake to our location was friends with the septic truck driver. The Dodge Neon I was driving at the time had done absolutely no damage to the truck so, working through this proxy, I was able to convince the other driver not to show up to our court date. Therefore I was able to escape any legal or financial consequences for my poor driving.

But, like … How?

The glasses are within the house.

Does grep count as AI?

Where did his glasses go?

Are people not aware of the world around them?

Pretty sure that’s what was being referenced, but Bullet Train might also fit.

Let’s see you write a regex for one, then we’ll decide.