the best kind of tart

in any case, the genie didnt account for taxes, so ill probably have a much easier time running the two pennies left into the ground

where did you get a picture of my cat?!

i’m not resist/antisemetic/etc buuuut ……

maybe how i explained it poorly but its really meant to click to have enough space to put your lips, but the cap has a dot of juice stuck to it, so whenever you do that, you run the risk to get splashed

i just opened a strawberry juice from a bottle with the cap attached and when i pushed it far enough so it doesnt mash against my face, it clicked and sprayed me with juice that is now forever gonna stain my shirt

fuck these caps

what? i always thought it was estimated time of arrival

what the hell does edit to add even mean ?