Should be tagged NSFW

3rd from the top was me, I really would like to give your roof a free inspection, we’ve got some great deals on shingles or siding or something

Glad I could be of service

How can I unsee this?

Awesome! I need some concrete work done. How soon can you get here?

Trapt for me. Shame the Deception series ended there.

They’re so cute when they’re sleeping

I didnt know I had a second dick hole until just now!

Woo WOOOOOO

…took me a second

Can’t wait to have some delicious demented cruelty for lunch and dinner tonight!

I love how a meme about marathons is degenerating into a religious discussion…

Not all heroes wear capes

I used to have gold barbs that would watch TV, I assume the motion of it was more interesting than the same old plants and driftwood in their tank

Water hole hair tool peace tattoo table woman’s towel?

…we don’t do that here

Gonna kill his eardrums if he’s not wearing the proper ppe under that helmet

Am I wrong for wanting to live in a world with spherical corgis?

Multiple assaination attempts on a president / John Hinckley Jr tried to kill Reagan to impress Jodie Foster. I can’t help you more than that