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Yeah, but… Why did you capitalize ‘Good’ and ‘Neil’, but not ‘omens’ and ‘gaiman’?
1·7 days agoXerox of a Xerox, for us BoJack Horseman fans.
Fuck YouTube, sure, but holy shit fuck any useless dipshit who plays music off YouTube as part of a public performance, especially a goddamn funeral. That’s disgusting. Utter incompetence and charlatanism to make that kind of lazy half-assed decision in that kind of situation.
Doesn’t help when they publish their pages as image files, like this one does.
It feels like everyone has a story like this. I visited Osaka this one time and I was couldn’t open the package that my lunch was in. This very ordinary looking salaryman approached me and without saying a word took, the package from me, ate it whole, then vomited it directly down my throat as an easily-digestible slurry fortified with immunity-boosting enzymes and developmentally-critical animo acids. He literally wouldn’t stop.
I wonder how many times someone has learned something new and then the first reply they read was a link to that comic and they discovered that, too?
Can you get me three cups of coffee? My first fifteen aren’t cutting it.
I saw the Google Maps Streetview car earlier today. I can’t wait for my picture to be published so if I get lost I’ll be able to find myself on the map.
New goal: see a total solar eclipse during lahaina noon during a period of peak sunspot activity to get some equatorial aurora and just after a water-rich meteorites disintegrated in the upper atmosphere, creating a blanked of ice crystals.
Is that so much to ask? No clouds, ideally.
Dozen’t it, thought?
From the people who brought you Sharknado: Shovelanche.
3·19 days agoWe need to stop politicising politics, clearly.
Meanwhile on the Internet:
“420” OMG BLORZ IT HAAhAAHA
“69” hhhUuRRR seckz bumbwr huuUUuUUuRrrr
“42” meeneninng of life! Hahahahan! I’ve got my towel! Hahaha!
“34” Ugh. Such a boomer. Imagine making a joke about a number. Ugh. UGH! I just… I just can’t.
4·19 days agoI hack my supermarket by stealing mangoes.
I’m glad your typo was “start trek” and not “start wars” because rambling is a noble hobby and warmongering is… not so much.