Phuntis

https://youtu.be/hQZfGa5t4e8

no how dare you it’s literally dead on average I’m not short 😭

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U6cake3bwnY

oh hey I’ve been enjoying that too

just scratch I do noone says anything I doubt they even notice but if they did they’re human they understand itchiness

4 DOLLARS!?!??!??!?!? HOW IN GODS NAME DOES A SINGLE SLICE OF PIZZA AND A CUP OF FIZZ COST 4 DOLLARS FIZZ IS SO CHEAP WHEN BOUGHT IN BULK AS SYRUP IT’S PRACTICALLY FREE SO YOU’RE PAYING NEARLY 4 DOLLARS FOR A SINGLE SLICE OF PIZZA NO I CANNOT COMPREHEND THAT THAT’S ABSURD THAT SHOULD COST LIKE A DOLLAR FIFTY TWO DOLLARS TOPS

he was trying to kill the king because the king was protestant and he wanted a king who’d force everyone to be catholic it’s celebrating that he was stopped hung drawn and quartered L + rip bozo