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What i like about this is that it likely stiffed people who voted for him and I love that for them

“How we will ruin everything 2025”

You are so smart to think of jt and ask it!

Im 41 and time just wont stop going lol

Lol I remember that being a thing with millennials 10 years ago

I never understood why

But then I remembered millenials (and I am one who probably leaned toward a hipster when I was young) love old timey weird stuff

drives away on his penny farthing

Texas is always in a race for last place too

The hemp loophole

Brought to you by a senate who didnt read their own bill in 2018

“Lets do weird stuff with Dijon mustard”

Ahhh internet poetry!

I hope stories like these will make people actually participate in local politics

I hope stories pike these will make people participate in local politics

I hope stories like these will make people actually participate in local politics

I hope stories pike these will make people participate in local politics

Well something happened: he was elevated to

I am so sick of typing that out I stopped mid sentence.

That makes so much sense. Thanks for that

I’ve always loved how the word polydactyl sounds like a a dinosaur

Also I for one welcome cats getting opposable thumbs and taking over

Let’s just keep expanding Highway systems! Ignore public transit! Allow Bubba with his 152859 pound truck to tailgate all he wants!

Plus “bassturd” is awesome

I wonder what it’s like compared to a treble turd

i want that on my epitaph

uuuuuhhhhhh i’ll stick to what i do now thanks lol

Well you have to hire one of us now that you said that according to fediverse rules.

Yes

Or the fact that it says deceased lmao