Don’t like her? Too bad. Take it or Leavitt.

I completely missed the tufts of grass growing out of what I can only assume is orange asphalt.

Cool, more AI fartistry. I especially like the guy on the right: his pupil is outside his eye 🤮

And canaries #3 and #4 seem to already be lined up. From CNN’s article:

“Great News for America: The ratings challenged Jimmy Kimmel Show is CANCELLED. Congratulations to ABC for finally having the courage to do what had to be done,” Trump wrote on his Truth Social on Wednesday night. “Kimmel has ZERO talent, and worse ratings than even Colbert, if that’s possible. That leaves Jimmy and Seth, two total losers, on Fake News NBC. Their ratings are also horrible. Do it NBC!!!”

Old joke, but:

Nietzsche is dead.

• God, 1883

Can someone clarify: according to Murena’s website, they use /e/OS, which is what they call “degoogled” Android. I would assume degoogled means no Play Store. If that’s the case, what’s going to happen next year, when Google starts blocking installing .apks by unverified developers? Which, I’m assuming, is a good chunk of developers who have apps on F-Droid.

Stay in school, ki-, er, graphic designers.

Watched it earlier this week, can confirm. Here’s the link.

Another one of his responses to the same topic: "Code your own engine and show us how it’s done, please”

This is their seventh Borderlands game made in Unreal engine. This isn’t some fledgling indie studio that’s still finding its footing around a game engine. They have 1300 employees, they had 6 years to make this and they have 2K Games’ backing. They have no excuse to release a game in this state, but sure. Let’s blame the customers.

Oh, and I just noticed: the game uses Denuvo, because of course it does.

Alternate title: Danish dipshit fails basic computer literacy test, somehow stumbles into a parliament position.

Also, if he’s the chief architect, then this is what he’s building:

I watched two episodes before bouncing off hard. No idea how it got as popular as it did, because the jokes were just low effort and lazy.

I’m going off of a article by TechRadar, but essentially: yes. This isn’t about breaking encryption as I initially thought, though that seems to have been the goal when the same law was proposed (and rightfully rejected) in 2022. Rather, the new revision is about making encryption utterly pointless through the virtue of scanning all messages on your device, as you suggested. At least that’s my read on the situation.

Only material that is clearly child sexual abuse will be searched for and can be detected.

Uh-huh. And how do you search for something specific without decrypting everything first? This is fucking embarrassing.

Jerry Seinfeld’s opinions are as relevant as his comedy is funny.

A hun! From the 5th century.

What did you expect from a mentally declining geriatric? He probably had Chipotle on his mind, too.

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you’re doing better now.

Also gambling.

I can’t believe I completely forgot about the gambling aspect, good call. The trailer for NBA 2k20 was especially disgusting in this regard.

FIFA, NBA, Madden or any popular sports game, really. Just to start off, I don’t like sports games in general, but that’s on me. The part I don’t understand is the level of hype for each new iteration when for the last decade it’s been the same game with the same engine, same effects, slightly different roster and sometimes even missing features. Like, what are people excited for exactly? More of the same?

Nah, I’m no quick learner. In fact, it took Google screwing up multiple times before I decided to delete my account. I was just less tolerant to their mistakes than most people, I suppose.