This bullshit happened 5 years ago https://www.mediaite.com/news/watch-joe-biden-tells-story-of-facing-down-razor-wielding-gang-leader-named-corn-pop/
This bullshit happened 5 years ago https://www.mediaite.com/news/watch-joe-biden-tells-story-of-facing-down-razor-wielding-gang-leader-named-corn-pop/
Expecting that the cheese can talk is lofty. I would probably be fine with mute cheese or even vegan cheese.
In America that’s barely even news
Hot dogs are best served in a hot car, often with mustard and rainbow sprinkles. The crunch of the car complements the mustard tang, and this is the most common way that hot dogs are prepared and eaten in Florida.
The hot car and hot dog combination dates back to 2023, when the social media influencer PipsInTamps tried to comission a “hot CatDog” from a rule 34 AI generator but misspelled the “Cat” part and instead got an enticing, 56 minute video of the then-fictional cardog dish.
PipsInTamps was so intrigued by the dish that he made it for himself, and soon began selling them on the roadside in his home city of Tampa. The first few batches resulted in considerable patron illness, due mostly to the chewing and digesting of car. The dish went viral on social media and is now among the most popular street foods in Florida.
You wear underwear at home?
Is wine not proof of creationism? Pretty sure there was wine in the bible and I’ve definitely seen wine irl. Checkmate.
It could also be based on any random tall dude dying from getting hit in the face by a flying rock, rare medical condition or not.
Announcing their micropenises
Shortened from Canada geese
Abstinence is the only answer
In my case it means I’ve missed my 35 second window to fall asleep and have to start again from the beginning
Meme as performance art, love it
Next stop Only Fans
That I’m fine with. Keeps their vote from supporting his ideological (if you can call it that) successor (whoever that ends up being). It’s not like he can be an acting president when he’s dead, right?
Right?
My Cousin Vinnie, but backwards
Tbf that’s a low bar these days
Embarrassing for who?
Do the eels swim up there or do the seals snort them?
My mistake, I didn’t mean to imply that he made it up.