Everyone knows that fat people just sit around all day not working!!

My insurance costs zero. That’s popular!

“very popular private health insurance”

I’m not an American, but I suspect this is a lie…

Well, shock me coloured, that IS a big surprise.

I’m giving you a virtual pat on the back for that comment.

This is not Captain Blood. This is: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Blood_(video_game)