mayo_cider [he/him]

I’m for one state solution, from the river to the sea

This is 100% of garfield strips

Jim davis is funny, but he can’t help but over explain his jokes

If your empathy ends at the border, you don’t deserve empathy from outside the border

funnily enough whenever my friends ask me about a political subject that I haven’t read about yet, 9/10 my vibes based analysis is scarily correct

the best recent example is probably the nordstream pipeline explosion, we were just drinking and hanging out when it hit the news, we weren’t through the headline before I said that this doesn’t make any sense for the russian side, it must be us or ukraine

that said, no investigation, no right to speak, always validate your wibes

Clearly they need some targeting practice

I read exclusively wsj to learn concepts like dialectical materialism

One of his better takes

Some may be, but the stereotype of a self-hating closeted person puts the burden of homo/transphobia on the lgbtq community while there’s more than enough straight people managing to do it

They are the only people calling male attraction to beautiful women gay

No country has officially recognized the Taliban as Afghanistan’s government, and the U.N. has said recognition is almost impossible while bans on female education and employment remain in place.

Good to know it’s only “almost” impossible

Mushrooms and lsd were honestly the biggest influences for me in getting over a decade of basically chronic depression

Don’t try it without an experienced trip guide

Billionaires*

Yeah, i killed her because I thought her skull had a funny shape

Good thing the british royals haven’t had more nazi sympathizers

I don’t want to help the great satan, but this broke me: “around six vehicles were visible, hiding in the foliage”

Have you ever tried to hide something? Make sure it’s not visible

Don’t worry, he’s one of the good ones, the nazis at pentagon will definitely keep him in power even after he’s no longer useful

Hopefully he shot the people on the other rail to get the assists

Yeah, and even if they genuinely believe it, the message is still “gay = bad”. They are either telling on their internalized bigotry or willfully ignoring the hurt it causes to the actual victims of that bigotry

And the same libs are the first to cry “reverse racism” when they hear even the slightest criticism of whiteness

It’s the same as those homophobic memes of Putin in makeup or kissing Trump, “bigotry is fine if it’s used against someone I don’t like”