Slowly!

Time to RGH your console with the XL patch, get a 5TB harddrive in there and slap all of the games you can find on that thing.

I had more luck meeting people on a penpal app than getting a single match on any of the major dating apps. The algorithm just always seems to sort me out. It can really mess with your self esteem when you’re never getting a single match or reply to your messages.

It’s definitely not me, because I get hundreds of letters on Slowly, where it’s actually about communication and I’m even going on a vacation with a girl I met there next week.

Tinder & Co. are useless, objectifying apps that build on greed and should be burned to the ground.