Alternatively you can also tell them that you would kill them a thousand times for using that stupid hypothetical

The act of measuring human and animal lives by their relative worth is in and of itself meaningless reactionary bullshit, just pure discourse without any sort of bearing on real life. It proves nothing except for the fact that the person who’s even making that argument is trying to signal this insufferable sense of superiority that’s just pathetic really.

Nowadays, whenever someone says something along the lines of “I would kill a thousand dogs to save a single human”, I just go ahead and ask them if they would suck off a thousand dogs to save a single human. There’s really no better response, because there are no other responses that are worth spending your time thinking about. A ridiculous premise gets a ridiculous answer and that’s it.

“We cannot build bananas in America” is an incredible sentence lmao

seconding the recommendations for nice hummus with olive oil, but I also gotta add babaganoush to the mix, if you don’t have a problem with eggplants (some people hate the texture)

it’s fairly easy to make and it’s unbelievably delicious… sprinkle some nooch on top of that shit and you’re good to go

This is what zero theory hours of Disco Elysium does to a mfer

Drink verification can

I fucking hate advertisements with all my soul

the three first are what they look like, conservative, christian and patriot

the last one means that he is a Botafogo fan, that’s a football team from Rio and I don’t know how to judge what that says about him… I mean, it’s just a football team, but who knows with these people, always making an identity out of whatever treats they consume

lmao Brazil has a huge twitter presence, he needs us there if he’s going to pretend his little social network can be profitable at all

if the intention is to play chicken with the Brazilian justice system, he’s 100% going to lose and it’ll be very fucking funny

the beanis and its friends are simply incapable of stopping their winning streak

also, “pinto” means dick in my language

it really puts into perspective the fact that the only real thing we have going for us is our tools… put us in front of a raging bull or an angry polar bear and we’re simply nothing

these are powerful creatures

As a Large Super Mutant, I must respectfully request that you disclose the location of your Vault.

man Keffals was such a weird case of falling from grace… she really burned through all the goodwill from wrecking kiwifarms

this is what comes up when you google image search for gentrification

WH40k is my guilty pleasure, I just eat that shit up like it’s a breakfast burrito. Can anyone recommend some good, fun lore books? I mean, as good as 40k lore can get? I want to read some pulp garbage to unwind.