hypnicjerk

depends on the open sea, don’t you think?

i believe that based on my knowledge of the case, it’s highly likely he’s the culprit but the circumstances are suspicious enough that it wouldn’t be ‘beyond a shadow of a doubt’ for me

i have seen flcl 20+ times. it’s super easy to binge and the soundtrack is killer start to finish. and i still notice new things every time.

he’s been spending too much time watching alien and blade runner and not realizing that the megacorporations are the bad guys

i wish i were a tenth this fucking fearlessly cool

death is life, quite literally

the inside outtakes are worth a listen too

oops replied to a 3 month old comment

>also called the stress hormone

(emphasis mine)

basically, ‘spent’ in the headline is a complete fabrication.

i would love to see the itemized receipt for labor

ok freak

turns out asking ‘is this slop?’ spreads awareness better than commenting ‘this is slop’.

is this slop?

maybe… we’re the joke

at least i can afford a metaversemobile

without more context, i seriously doubt he’s on every one of these flights.

brother there’s no “actual work” i need to put into my life that involves watching more baseball. i played it for 8 years growing up. soccer for 4. football for 2. i’ve got plenty of trophies on… well, in a storage unit somewhere. and i’m living a great life without ESPN on in the background.

but hey, with all due respect, go fuck yourself. you’re a myopic asshole who misses social cues harder than an actual autist and lives in a fantasy land where people are plastic forever and can pivot developmentally long after growing into adulthood - which is fucking ridiculous. your comment was incredibly disrespectful and choosing (yes, choosing!) to double down on it makes me doubt your ability to function in polite society. if you’re going to interact with complete fucking strangers, maybe think hard about whether you know them better than they know themselves? reality might surprise you, chap!

If you met the love of your life and they were super into baseball, they would be able to get you into it because that’s a scenario where…

what makes you think i haven’t had romantic relationships with sports fans? what makes you think i didn’t grow up around sports, go to countless games with my family, really try to enjoy them?

what makes you think i’m not just autistic and neurologically wired differently in the fundamental ways that shape my interest in everything, not just entertainment?

you know literally nothing about me and you’re trying to stuff me in a box that conveniently validates your worldview. by preaching about the wide variety of people in the world, you’re lopping off an entire segment of it that doesn’t meet your preconceptions.

all due respect, please don’t reply - i’m not interested in continuing this.

‘choose to understand’ lol. nobody made a decision here about what to find interesting, we’re just wired a little different.

something’s not quite right…