My first movie will just be a title card saying “Critically acclaimed movie”. I will make millions.

Definitely Wolverine. The unfinished version was more entertaining than the finished movie

Poland chiming in. “Długi” and “Krótki”. Same problem.

I’m not feeling creative today so I’ll just write “Dildo joke”.

I know exactly what he’s talking about.

En ex of mine unused to always play Kings Of Leon when we fucked. Now I get a boner when I hear Sex On Fire.

The smile isn’t creepy enough.

It’ll cost as much as a gold coin but will be made out of zink.

Are You asking the “vaccines cause autism, 5G causes cancer, drink raw milk” crowd if that wanna ban doctors?

That song has one good thing. The guitar lick. Which is stolen from Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

Bonus fact, the guys name is Shifty Shellshock. I’m not kidding. He thought that’s a good stage name.

A polish song named We Slavs. but You don’t hear that anymore since it’s from a decade ago. The second worst song, which You regularly hear is Limp Bizkits version of Behind Blue Eyes.

Wait till they see the latest Gen V episode. They exploded a goat named Elon Musk. The goat was deliberately named like that, so that nobody cares if it dies.

Could You even imagine Obama getting mad at GWAR for being GWAR?

“But thanks for rubbing that in.”

Just shield Yourselves with children, You don’t care about them anyway.

And on the 4th of December I will do 3.

Every year, on the anniversary of Charlie’s death, I will do a shot to celebrate.

I’m pretty sure these are Spice Girls but I don’t get the ibuprofen part.

Does beer count?