Goddamnit you got me.

Honestly not a bad conspiracy

Who cares if something is “against the law” when the law enforcement is corrupt?

Hmmm, well that’s what a bot would say

Holy shit I never thought about using the scissors on actual food, I’ve only ever used them to open packages containing food

And that’s the point where I’ll go off the grid

Enlighten me, what is the titty song

I’m just a guy… named zero

Don’t get me wrong, I love Mark, but his content is kind of, tailored to the masses, you know what I mean? Fun stuff you can do at home! A mad scientist might do something more insane, such as connect 100 car batteries together to rival the power of lightning…

Holy shit this is beautiful

Holy shit, 91 notifications? How does one achieve this raw POWER?

Youtube mad scientist

Okay come on, Styropyro fits the bill way better for “mad scientist”

Dude literally same, I noticed that before I even saw your comment

fuckkkkk It got me tooooooo

Yeah right, next you’re gonna tell me that Irish spring soap isn’t infused with leprechauns.

The only thing I can think of that would get it that high is things like mayo, but that still seems way too high.

I gotchu fam

Oof, feel good soon dude, I’ve had a persistent mild cough for like 3 months now, doctor basically told me to man up and charged a bunch of money.

Loaf granted