Why don’t they confiscate driving licences and imprison all the criminals who are driving 20-25mph dangerously over the limit?

Having read that, yes :)

Reet grand.

Hahaha.

I used to have a home office room, and I bought and installed a whiteboard on the wall, for noting things down, planning, to-do list etc.

For five years, it had a single scrap of paper blue-tacked to it, which read “1) Buy a whiteboard pen”.

I eventually solved it by moving house.

I think it only works if your brain is wired in a particular way.

Tons of open browser tabs? Long, impossible-to-complete to-do list? Unread emails? Unplayed Steam Games?

Good chance of it working :)

“Of course, when we say ‘family’, we include the lesser-known definitions of the word, such as ‘supporting Israel’s far right government in their genocide’, ‘trying to make trans people illegal’ and ‘starving the poor’”

When I wanted to stop smoking, the idea of never smoking again would make me stressed and make me want to smoke.

The solution was I put “have a cigarette” on my to-do list, at the bottom.

So I never quit smoking, I’m definitely going to have a cigarette at some point, when I get round to it - just after I’ve re-tiled the bathroom, wrote a novel, made a computer game, taught the cat to play piano, finished a series of 100 paintings, wrote an album of songs etc…

… so it’s over ten years since I last had a cigarette, and there’s only a thousand or so things to do on my to-do list.

Meanwhile in Britain, M1 is the name of the first Motorway (i.e. highway) M1 Motorway (Wiki link)

It runs from Leeds to Sheffield in Yorkshire, then goes down South somewhere or other.

So, with a bit of planning, you could drive your M1, full of your other M1s down our M1.

It’s not really that tough, is it?

“People driving vehicles expected to pay attention to their surroundings and take responsibility for their actions”

Ah, looks like the old “eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again” trick.

Aren’t these both missing the large French army and navy which actually won it?

*runs away giggling and hides*

Yes, he’s had pretty much a constant stream of chances for over a decade.

For people who actually weren’t given a chance, we need to look at people like Ed Milliband, who once ate a sandwich wrong, or Jeremy Corbyn, who thought we should increase taxes on rich people (which was, according to the news at the time, apparently antisemetic).

I’m hoping it’s not one of those sudden lurches to the far right which seem to occur when someone suddenly needs access to the “special lawyers who make historical allegations disappear”.

🎵
“You’ve got too much money and now you are a Nazi
Tell me Rod it isn’t so.
Is it for defending, sexual offending?
Tell me Rod it isn’t so.”
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(Tune of “Da Ya Think I’m Sexy”)

Sadly, it’s been reported in numerous newspapers, from an interview between him and The Times.

Here’s one from The Independent, but it’s pretty much in all the papers.

“Rod Stewart tells UK to ‘give Farage a chance’” - The Independent

I’m more appalled by Rod Stewart saying:

“We’ve got to give Nigel Farage a chance”.

and

“It’s hard for me because I’m extremely wealthy, and I deserve to be, so a lot of it doesn’t really touch me. But that doesn’t mean I’m out of touch.”

Though that sort of makes sense for traffic moving smoothly and consistently, I thought speed limiters on large/heavy vehicles was mostly due to the braking time/distance rather them fitting amongst speeds of other traffic?

I hope the “Donald Trump Baby Blimp” makes an appearance at every place he visits :)

They exist. Go on a Steam discussions page for a popular game that doesn’t currently support Linux, and create a new post politely asking about the possibility of Linux support.

*A wild WINDOWS ZEALOT appears*

This is good, but how do I keep my data safe from cats?

or a selection of CEOs, perhaps?