When your favorite sports team’s stars are younger than you.

It’s a great place to be from!

This is actually the Secret Service 's main charter.

You’re looking for https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Character_encoding Which explains the funny characters.

We bought coffee mugs with it etched on them; we use them daily.

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Unfortunately, those aren’t designed for your drinking experience; they’re designed to make you drink as much high-margin beverage as possible.

I propose no ads ever anywhere

All microwaves can be silenced with a big enough mute bat button.

Who is we?

but they have to abide by the law if they want to keep their jobs

Oh my sweet summer child…

Did NOT know Doug had a hotel.

States always wind up being run by self-interested psychopaths.

That’s not a “flaw;” it’s the fundamental nature of the concept.