If snu-snu is gay I don’t wanna be straight.

It’s some bullshit, the Five Eyes governments definitely got the global journalistic/speech suppression they wanted out of it, and Biden can have this off his back before election day, as if I’m going to forgive him (or Trump or Obama) for it now.

To be fair, the establishment dictionary definitions of those words are about as useless as the urbandictionary definitions.

Even the Wikipedia definitions have their issues, because they’re written in the register of liberal/bourgeois hegemony. Just look at “totalitarianism”: it’s Arendtian horsepoo theory. Hannah Arendt came from a wealthy family and so unsurprisingly was anticommunist, and her work was funded & promoted by the CIA.

Do you mean Hanlon’s razor? Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Because Marx evolved into a platypus. Deeply unserious question.

Now they have the free time and capital to focus on their jump to conclusions mat.

Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me.

Uh… I guess this a different Gomer Pyle from the one I know?

ETA: Also a different Joker; I see. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Metal_Jacket

I usually wrap those in italics as forewarning, but happybadger is rawdogging it.