It’s like you’re looking right at me with these things, damn!

If your car doesn’t have this, you can put one of the shoes you’re wearing in the back seat with the child… You will not walk away with one shoe.

In Massachusetts it is state law that a child care center/home/facility call parents if a scheduled child is late being dropped off. For this reason I think it’s a great regulation.

A…fleshy?!

They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I’m not able to link atm, sorry!

Specify if comic sans! You got me!

Farmington Maine Walmart pole is also a menace!

Sloths and praying mantis’ can fuck right off, they give me the creeps!

Same but I don’t use a knife, you can just snap bananas in half with your bare hands!