It looks like the fog in hazy maze cave in Super Mario 64. Just a semi transparent layer that hovers over the ground. Trippy…

I disagree! This behavior clearly calls for a strongly worded letter! That ought to do it.

Oh god, we truly are in the tide pod branch, are we?

I knew one of them was the current one but since I haven’t used them in a while I wasn’t sure which one. Guess I guessed wrong. Thank you for your PSA.

Is there an OpenOffice version of this? You might have a buyer here.

<Right click> "Now where is copy?.. Copy copy copyyyaah here! " <click>
<slow mouse move to taskbar>
<click on the other program in the task bar>
<right click> “Aaaand… Paste” <click>
"There you go… "

Also the kid hanging on his back all day. Great way to develop strengh and coordination.

Wasting 99% of that energy to heat, a lot of noise, and, as someone else in these comments pointed out, lung cancer.

Perfect. Now you only have to find a way to contain that vacuum that doesn’t involve thick, heavy walls and we’re good to go!

Welcome to the internet!
Have a look around…

That’s the more depressing part, yeah…

Seems like at this point news agencies can just automate this headline to be sent out on a monthly basis.

Oh no… How come? I’m genuinely asking.

I hate how my brain automatically read it in Attenboroughs voice. I guess there’s a little Attenborough in all of us.

What’s not clear about “delivering value to customers”? I think it is very specific to [product] that [company] delivers!

As long as she’s clean, Trump would think shes beautiful. Beautiful clean Cole… PS: Fixed the mistake. Thx for pointing it out.

Or how about a cute little coal mine?
Edit: Call me Miss pelling…

The USD is backed by a state who demands their taxes be paid in their currency, ensuring there will always be demand for said currency.

And regular shaving cream just won’t do the trick.

I’ve seen shaving cream in “sports edition” before. Can you explain that? Does it shave faster?