It’s all bullshit.

Evil. I tied, I really tried. But the writing was atrociously bad. After 3 episodes, I had to move on.

Calibre looks like a toddler designed it with a box of broken, half-missing dollar store crayons. I don’t care how great it works, I cannot bring myself to use it.

I could be an excellent prostitute, so checkmate motherfuckers.

This was me after being called to daycare after another kid bit my kid for the hundredth time. My kid took off their shoe and beat the assailant about the head. Shit never happened again. Problem solved.