Not a cult. Not a cult at all.

How about if he just stops fucking kids and protecting his kid-fucking cartel?

E. Jean Carol Park, to keep it non-political.

People prefer decrepit pants-shitting pedophiles, apparently.

That mouse’s name? Algernon.

You mean the Gulf of Epstein and Trump Fucked Children?

Foreskins?

MAGA, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Taint2Tongue.

I know: He would not. Trump has no interest, and honestly no ability, to do so.

His age, incompetence, his pettiness, his hubris and his inability to accept truth ALSO drive him to make stupid choices.

It was funny when he only hurt himself, but as president, it’s a war crime.

Cool. Fuck him.

Hakeem Jeffries is not a candidate I currently support.

Only shocking if you haven’t paid attention for the last 40 years.

We saw the effect back in the late aughts with the release of the IPhone – a new “machine” with an entirely new operating system and no legacy to support: It was pretty interesting for a while, but eventually, it becomes just another OS.

Shitty person, actually.

One of these days, I’d like to see it again.

Not accidentally, but negligently.

What kind of monster would saddle a newborn with the weight of my current knowledge?

On average, GOP voters are the most willing serfs a conman could ask for, and South Carolina certainly does nothing to bring that average up.

So is he admitting he HASN’T been elected twice?

Holy shit, was a pissy little man baby. It must be painful to be that goddamned petty.