that’s about all I can tell you without violating the peace officer bill of rights.

Ah, I get it; cops have the regular rights and extra “peace officer bill of rights” too!

has a tainted disciplinary record that includes being suspended for as many as 50 days between 2014 and 2019.

So, the 50 days were for past offences (not this one). I’m betting nothing happens this time.

Wouldn’t give him the pleasure.

WTF is wrong with people nowadays!

Seth Meyers: My meemaw said!

Well, if you want more information: Biosecure Cow Cremator.

Note, there are two sizes available!

It’s secret Santa for a reason!

Of course he’s not on the force anymore. Now he has time to run for sheriff itself!

His union will get his job back (with back pay and benefits); and an apology for treating him so horribly.

Living on a farm tells me: Animal Carcass Disposal Options Rendering • Incineration • Burial • Composting

We almost never lost an animal (200 head of beef cattle), but even the best cared for animals past away eventually.

I know where you can rent saws from; not sure about the “first half” of that step. /s

As if they need a reason.

If they’re hot, we need mandatory leaks!

I think we are saying the same thing. We both agree that it would have to be filling faster than it was draining (if it was even going to fill up).

Everett

Went to university with a lady named (I kid you not): April May June

According to her, her parents thought it would be “fun”.

I would guess she is about 50-60 years old now.

Me thinks it really depends on how much the cops want to frame that person for the crime.

Oops, did I say that out loud?

You! It was you!

Halt! We have you surrounded!

University Server Admin

Must be filling faster than it’s draining, otherwise it never would fill up.

The Independent’s Thomas Sutcliffe found it laughable and full of absurdities, while also observing that “Professor Magwilde’s approach to archaeology is unconventional. She likes to squat at the edge of the trench and mutter urgently, ‘Come on! Give up your secrets!’”

I almost want to watch it now - almost.

I see what you did there 😉