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Lmao nice monstera plant
Lmao nice monstera plant
Send those dice to the WALL
It’s literally the cutest expression of joy
Just don’t lick the residue and you’ll be just fine
This guy pisses in plants
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
It’s yeast production on your dogs skin 🥰🐕
It’s weird when you see a random picture on the internet… And you know exactly where that photo was taken as you’ve been there before.
This one is one of those for me
Cabazon California… Just outside of the Palm Springs area.
About 1.5 hours SE of Los Angeles
Pro-tip: if you choose to wipe your ass with babywipes/gendered moist towellets… Don’t flush them.
Toilet bomb
Hey guys! New copypasta just dropped!!
I base the joke quality on how much of a groan my wife makes…
This one is pretty damn good lmao
start
Lmao well here’s the thing…
There’s no hate like Christian love ❤️
Kinda somehow trained my dogs to expertly remove socks from feet… Started as a puppy with an interest in toe biting, decided to try to mould it into something positive. Lots of "OWW"s later, she will delicately nibble the tip of your sock to seperate a bit of fabric from the toe, then grab on, and tug straight backwards (you gotta point your toe to help her out) and voila! Sock removed.
Thought it was dumb but 7 years later, my pregnant wife thinks it’s the fucking bees knees
Alternatively…
I don’t think Russia has ever had a positive naval experience in anger lmao