Amazing! I finally got around to trying it and the browser is far less broken than I thought. It actually looks fine with some test pages from your github.

I’ll give it a spin in my HA and let you know how it goes. Thank you for your efforts!

If the device can open a modern web page,

Mine cannot, any hope for me? It’s an iPad 2 from 2011.

Someone should write a book about a wealthy barber. :)

A pub that I like shows football (n.am. soccer) matches. The urinals have little football nets with a little football hanging from a string mid-net, and if you aim just right, the ball spins around and around. I aim for that.

This advice is not easy to generalize outside of this particular pub, but I wish you luck.

Does this mean that I’ll need to use a VPN to obscure the fact that I’m using a VPN?

Wow, that is seriously impressive for 300 lines of bash. Well done!