I know it’s not the answer to your question, but you should really consider getting a bidet installed to not piss off your hemorrhoids.
Speaking from someone who also has them and who got a bidet during covid. Life changing for my cinnamon ring.
That would explain the heavy layer of eyeliner tbh
And that’s all that will happen if recent events have anything to say about it
Train whistle and the sound of the train rumbling by in the distance is deeply relaxing, doubly so if after nightfall or if I’m drifting off to sleep.
Cool story bro. Guess you’re okay with trump winning and he also supports genocide
It’s not like Israel is gonna bomb themselves. Probably safer staying
Well that’s deeply troubling.
Oh shit I didn’t know that. I stand corrected
That’s some cruel irony being put out of business by reality.
I’m glad they’re back with apparently more sass than usual, but Jfc that’s just lol
It’s okay bro, easy mistake to make. The fat orange guy is a walking onion article no matter what he does.
Frankly it’s amazing that The Onion didn’t go under in the last decade as reality became stranger than their headlines
Oh my god, thank you for this. You solved a year long sufferfest for this internet stranger because of that greyed out button. Every god-damned guide online points you towards that button and I could not find the solution for it. What the fuck Mozilla
Trump is a cult of personality, nobody is going to be charismatic enough to be able to fill his shoes. And that includes his kids
It’s a snake, not a hydra
Pharmacies in my area have had the updated shots for like a month now, what the hell is happening in California
Edit, appears the article is about a month old. Mystery solved
Or maybe presenting the absurdity of his words speaks a stronger message.
If seeing anti trump memes about recent news is difficult then you’re going to have a bad time on lemmy.
Did you not watch the debate?
By context, probably a car
True, but as far as anyone knows that’s not a risk amplified or mitigated by climate change. Shouldn’t affect prices like a growing wildfire or hurricane threat would
If you’re in Oregon or Washington and west of the Cascades your house is worth what it’s valued. The wildfire threat almost entirely stops at the mountains.
Unfortunately the smoke doesn’t but it looks like the rest of the continent is getting it lately too.
Detroit definitely is. Stuff is cheap there and things are turning around, just doesn’t have the momentum or wider recognition of any of this yet.
There’s a reason why Portland Oregon was so well known for being weird. Parts of the city were dingy for a long time but if you were glass half full about that it meant living there was affordable. All the poor creatives could live in a city open to change, not just the folks with high paying bullshit jobs that normally are the only ones who can afford to live close to work in the city.
If I had the money to invest in some real estate, I would have bought stuff in the Detroit area since it’s got all the same ingredients to be the next Portland
That headline reads like it belongs on The Onion
Sounds like an endorsement to take the law into your own hands and shoot the marauders yourself
Sheriff is an elected position so nobody should be shocked that a bastard cop would go there