Yeah, but we don’t have broad support for that option.

Yeah, but why would we do that when we could just tell them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps?

Sure, and in the US electoral system, the only real choice is the Republican. In dating, there are millions of other choices, or just being single. It’s not analogous.

“In a better society, quislings like the strange sodomy-promoting General Milley would be hung,” Gosar wrote.

I’m sure a lot of people engaging in sodomy would enjoy their partners having large penises, but I’m not sure how that’s relevant. Or how or why Representative Gosar knows how big General Milley’s dick is right now.

That’s not strictly true. On the short end, there was the six-day war. On the long end, there was the hundred years’ war.

Putin was clearly aiming for the short option, but then I suppose most belligerents usually are.

For a generous definition of “original”.

Edit: very generous, since it’s just new text on the second panel in https://xkcd.com/1269/

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