That’s right! In the square hole!

A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit. The arms need to be real lanky as well.

Eeper???

My blizzard, my choice.

I’ve never heard the term glizzy before. I…don’t get it.

Pretend to throw something!

They’d be cute if they didn’t weasel their way into storage sheds and shit and piss all over everything.

Once upon a time there was a bucket of nasty water. I noticed something swimming around in it. I was shocked to see what looked like huge maggots with long tails like a mouse’s, flip flopping around like mosquito larvae but so much worse. After some googling I learned it was probably hoverfly larvae and since then I never looked at these flies the same way.

Ohhh. So bite the pigs when they’re still alive!

No, woman angry funny. Haha silly woman. If genders were reversed this comic not funny anymore.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

No it isn’t

“Retrain the police. Also they don’t need tanks probably.”

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

I mean sure but I think there’s a few extra steps between “feeling” this way and fucking doing it.

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

Okay it’s a pooping step, I’m aware of those. But why is it blue?! I guess the source image was probably a thing about pooping steps. So it was originally blue to draw attention to it. Well it worked!