Herding Llamas

Tofu alone is not anything great, but it’s also not gross. It’s pretty flat and nutural in flavor which is what makes it great because you can make it taste like most anything. It’s like saying flour is gross. Like I don’t want a spoon full of flour, but I’ll make you a damn fine pancake.

Ha.

wouldn’t it be funny if I sold doors, door-to-door.

Key Account Management

Oh this dude is definitely gay.

The problem isn’t the police and their fun toys… It’s the rich that is the problem.

All of us, teachers and police alike are fighting over crumbs from the cake that we deserve.

Boy I’m getting super sick of these, “Millennials are doing this ____ , gen Zers are ruining that ____ , boomers are mad about ____” articles. Having one less thing to divide us as people would be nice right about now.

Why is this coming out now? Like we know… Why is this a news story, now? I am absolutely not a conspiracy theorist, but this makes me feel like one. Is something going to happen to Saudi Arabia… Are some powers at be trying to sway public opinion for some reason?

Hey, yeah I assumed. Just looking for a chuckle.

What did you do OP… Just tell your SO that your best friend installed tinder on your phone as a joke…