On your best friend’s back while you kiss her lips.

I guess the “current rate” for a canceled flight ticket would be $0…

I find it kind of reassuring that at least our votes actually mean something to someone and the entire process isn’t completely rigged, otherwise no one would fucking bother.

Yes it seems like that should be the duty of a functional government… Oh wait…

Queen Based

It’s like rayiaiiiiiiin!

Schrödinger’s less popular pet

If the rape didn’t ruin her life and steal her autonomy, the FORCED MOTHERHOOD absolutely did.

Good on ya mate

I completely agree, but would you rather your tombstone said something about your accomplishments in life, or something seriously awesome like “impaled through the chest by a fucking swordfish”

Seems like it should have been " charged with"

Have you heard about our Lord and Savior the poop knife?

In Asia and Europe, yes. IDK about other places.

They are still popular and most cities have a club if you want to learn about them 😁

One of my favorites

And we don’t want to punish billionaires cuz they just have a great work ethic. Plus I’m totally gonna be a billionaire next week when I hit the Powerballz

Wingman of the year!

You might say it blew up the box office

That was impressively descriptive, but I’m afraid most fascists are too stupid to understand the burn.

The familiar scent of facetiousness?