All Nazis are pathetic dorks whose personal lives aren’t in order. Fucking shitheads.

What a bunch of losers!

This is about 10 years too late, at a minimum.

Hell yeah! But actually, what?

You owe me a clean shirt!

This is everything Putin ever dreamt of, and more.

Rogue One isn’t iconic.

Please make it happen.

Brommander-in-Chief has a need to know. Apparently.

Try it before you judge me: pineapple, anchovies, a tad Tabasco. It’s absolutely brilliant.