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Cake day: March 7th, 2025

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  • I’m just highly impressionable and want people to think I’m cool (I might be a little less-so now…one of the perks of aging), so I could have seen myself jumping to get one in a clumsy attempt to collect coolpoints from others. So, in light of knowing myself, I’m proud I exercised a little bit of strategic foresight and thought about my own long-term health and desires first.


  • When I was young, I saw some dude with a biohazard symbol on his calf and thought that was cool. I told myself I’d wait until I was 25 to get inked.

    25 came and went and I couldn’t think of anything cool to get. Now I’m old and proud of the fact I never got a tattoo. Maybe when tattoos aren’t cool anymore I’ll be super old and won’t care and will have plenty of dead beloved pets behind me to immemorialize on wrinkly, saggy, liverspot-splotched skin.