I’d rescue bees from the water back when I was a lifeguard at the end of the day :)

Wow so youre saying all crabs look the same? Smh my head >:|

Oral allergy syndrome moment (allergy to proteins in certain fruits/vegetables due to similarity to other more common allergens like trees/grasses, thus meaning you cant eat them raw but you can eat them cooked)

Touching wet food is my hell

Its pretty convenient that its raining, which means you can ignore the coefficient of friction since the surface is slippery

What a miserable woman

This is sick as hell

I think I remember reading some kind of study that showed if you make eye contact with a driver when crossing the road, you force the driver to recognize your humanity and realize you are a human being so they are less likely to dissociate and hit you

Ot maybe it was an herb

Isnt a banana technically a nut?

Heyenas arent dogs actually!! Theyre closer related to cats and mongooses!!!

What an excellent name

Duh???

Well? What’s the answer? It can’t be behavioral isolation, as the mating dance isn’t an abnormal behavior… right? And idk what tf temporal isolation is and sounds made up, so it’d have to mechanical isolation?

I’ve been playing it again. Really enjoying the update!

Dollar Tree to their Single Underpaid Employee that is forced to run every Dollar Tree store in the country: “hey can you recall those applesauces contaminated with lead tnx bestie <3” Dollar Tree Employee (singular):

Im laughing way too hard at Hogwart (singular)

These are fun to make

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