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This is for Americans. Let that sink in. WE need these warnings…and a lot ( and I mean A LOT) won’t see these warnings.

I feel seen.

OK you have me there. Well played

Better game than me! Longest I’ve ever lasted was…1…2…how seconds is 8 fingers?

/what time is 1 o’clock?
/how long is 3 feet?

I don’t understand the point of this post. It’s like asking “what’s your choice of answers for 1+1”. When you go to the grocery store,you get whatever.

You go to an ice cream shop, you always get the ones shaped like your favorite character.

Ice cream truck, you get a rocket. Unless you are a head injury victim.

I’m calling out OP for setting us up for something. I don’t like it.

A coworking space

A library with a meeting room/quiet study room

At your home

At your company’s satellite branch if they have one

In the shade under a tree at a park away from people

–I just listed better options. You’re welcome.

Sorry. I meant, your welcome

That doesn’t make it better. Do you see how your explanation doesn’t make it better?

I don’t have the capacitor to keep up with y’all.

The key point is you aren’t attacking so much as breaking apart a body. You have to be afraid of being hurt. They don’t care. They’re dead. Coincidentally I don’t care. Wait. Am I dead?

Oh panzer of the lake, why am I still single?

Why is this a shitpost? For lack of anything else, this works.

All of it?

By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don’t like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.

Thanks for picking up what I put down

Same.

And do you ever think about where baby food comes from when you go to the baby store, like Carter’s?

You get pets at a pet store so…

I don’t think this is very appropriate. You are making a joke out of homicide and a parent’s violent behavior. I’m great at parties.

Genius. Bumping so others see this

That’s revolting. You should be ashamed.

box arrives at my door
inside is a small box with a button. A note says in large block letters to never press the button or 1% evil etc
rolls my eyes and grabs my gear to go to work. But sits down. Presses the button many, many times
still pressing

Agreed! He should have kept to the genre he was most famous for: action movies from Cannon films

Not always true and a little besides the point. I went through a period where my friend circle ONLY made small talk. Hang out for a couple hours at a bar, 90% no talking and when we did it was either to insult each other or talk about our beers.

It became exhausting. Unsurprisingly we went our separate ways and never contacted each other again.