Relocating what would likely end up being hundreds of millions of people at once, or in any reasonable time-frame, doesn’t seem realistic imo.

1. Proof?

2. Even if it was, it’s a meme, who cares

The irony of the Jan 6 guy doing this lol

He was horrifically aroused and didn’t want u to see.

It’s a meme, who cares. Not exactly taking food out of anyone’s mouth.

I’ve always found it kind of funny that it’s called “cheating” specifically. I feel like that word implies so much about how we view love/sex as a “game”.

Good chance he was mentally unwell, you did nothin wrong. Just crossed paths with the wrong guy at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Cutting out the middle man that is Israel

Humor aside, I do feel some pity for parents in this situation. I do believe not all of them necessarily stood idly by and let it happen, and that there are limits to how much a parent can know/control a child.

Surprised they called their shot, they usually like it to be a surprise so people can’t evacuate

Rest In Power

Was worried that the actual Onion had posted Liberalism, but thankfully it’s some knockoff

“You SOB, I’m in.”

Good luck putting that genie back in the bottle

It turns out straights were the gayest of all