It said “We’re talking about beards not your dick.” So no more genius than a spambot

“[…] maybe they feel the same about the theory of gravity and just float the fuck away” - Tim Minchin

Looking at the language and plug socket I would guess USA

Women are not in the mood for a couple of weeks and they are so much fun to be gandalf

Neophyte - Neuken in de keuken

For a second I thought the thumbnail was a bad Jimmy Carr ai fake

Maybe it’s maple syrup and a crisp pancanke

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Be gay, do drugs, hail satan