FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

“Yup, no worries Butch, it’s behaving exactly as intended.”

“Wait, really? This is some seriously freaky shit!”

“Well of course it is! you didn’t think the signal to call Yog-Sothoth to your fiery blood sacrifice was going to sound pleasant, did you?”

“Our WHAT?!”

“Oh yeah, that was always the plan. Send you guys up, lure him out, then use his transcendence of space-time to actually move crews and cargo. I mean, you rode the thing, you can’t possibly still think we were planning to use them at scale!”

“Oh shit! They already have the airport! I knew that place was Satanic…”

Tunnels: The delay in opening the airport and the large budget overrun led to a variety of rumors about the tunnels that were built under the airport. The scope has been exaggerated, and there is lore that the tunnels lead to underground survival bunkers for the rich and elite, military bases, homes for aliens, homes for lizard people, or to the North American Aerospace Defense Command.[69][71][68] The actual use for the tunnels is to move luggage between check-in counters, airplanes and baggage claim areas. Employees have been known to prank the media by wearing lizard masks. Videos of blurry lizard people have appeared online and drawings of aliens have appeared on tunnel walls. However, other graffiti, besides alien drawings, exist along the tunnels.[68]

And here I thought I could just use the loophole to avoid exorbitant medical bills

Marxism

Mar xism

Mar Xi sm

Gasp, they’re right!

Meanwhile the Dems are whining and flailing because China has too many solar panels and EVs