Just to be clear: neither do I.

Assassination of passion.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Cacatua_galerita_Tas_2.jpg

https://youtu.be/WLfAf8oHrMo

If you want to keep the fiction up, you need to keep imagining additional things: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RequiredSecondaryPowers.

I watched the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, which was wonderful, but could have been wonderfuller.

The waiter will spit in his soup.

The fat hooligan.

The post you are responding to is not judging the people that resort to this, but the housing market that leads to this. At least, I hope.

All breweries are sex-themed breweries.