I thought it was going to be Kirk in the last panel. The Charlie, not the captain.

The comic was moderately funny, but this exchange is great. Thanks.

The meme could be interpreted as contrasting the two. I read it as such at first, but started doubting as I read the comments.

Do they have legs yet? Did they have cigarettes before they had legs?

Weirdly it says so in the final sentence of the text. The first sentence isn’t wrong, of course.

Just to be clear: neither do I.

Assassination of passion.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Cacatua_galerita_Tas_2.jpg

https://youtu.be/WLfAf8oHrMo

If you want to keep the fiction up, you need to keep imagining additional things: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RequiredSecondaryPowers.

I watched the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, which was wonderful, but could have been wonderfuller.

The waiter will spit in his soup.

The fat hooligan.

The post you are responding to is not judging the people that resort to this, but the housing market that leads to this. At least, I hope.

All breweries are sex-themed breweries.