Next they’re going to tell us that a bird sharpening its beak every thousand years wouldn’t wear out a mountain made of diamond.

It’s more than just being about “stupid” people though. After all, who benefits from deliberately under-funding and attacking the integrity of educational institutions?

I vote the 7 August should hereafter be declared “Succulent Chinese Meal Day” in tribute.

It does seem like an oddly specific denial.

The bananas won’t be fooled, because everyone knows that bananas are straight until they get picked and the banana bender puts the bend in them.

Including humans. I’m not going near the person launching pinecones at my head from their yard.

It’s Australia. Everything tries to kill you.

My current campaign has a character whose parents still live in the town where the adventure is largely based. A lot of effort is spent convincing other townsfolk not to tell his mother what he’s been up to. It’s fantastic.

Time to use Lay on Hands.