

Voyager cultivates the bio-neural cheese, making the smartest and most delicious cheese in the Delta Quadrant.
Cheese sales used for diplomacy, barter, and bribes. All Delta Quadrant species like this cheese.
Janeway, recognizing the power of the cheese to get home quickly, looks at a nutrient rich nebula in wonder saying “There’s cheese in that nebula!”
Bio-neural cheese easily defeats borg nanos in one-on-one nano deathmatches. Whole borg cubes left disconnected and smelling of cheese.
Neelix makes a fondue that becomes sentient for a few days. Janeway establishes diplomatic relations with the cheese. Neelix is now the ambassador of cheese.
Voyager gets home in 3 years, with borg defeated. Multiple successful diplomatic first contacts, and trade deals. Dramatic increase in all cheese related technology, and basic civil cheese rights across the Federation.










Who, in their right mind, gives a shit about humans traveling to the Moon? Not even landing. Just going and coming back. WTF?!?! Gotta prove that technology still works 55 years after? Bullshit.
Was it a “waste money” dartboard?
NOPE. Just failed and scaled back missions until the only thing left is completely useless, uninspiring, and bland. The Epstein Class can’t get along for long enough to put together a space mission anymore. Just nazis, theft, and incompetence.
You want me to get excited about this? Fuck that twice.