Their fingers will be coated in butter
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
Their fingers will be coated in butter
People
Wow, SLAMMED! From the top turnbuckle! Always he laziest attempt at a headline to convey a sense of conflict.
colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”
oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.
something something Ai powered something
Already here. It’s called repossession.
I prefer Potato Platinum XL
ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”
could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube
I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.
their window sticker makes me feel threatened
Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence
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Hey Hey Hey Hey! 🎺🎺🎺🎺
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
He Meat Man
Doon Doon Dak, Dak a Doon Dak
it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost