I think you haven’t read the article

Both women literally already got their cars back

They’re suing because the process was, as another commenter said, a huge pain in the ass

“Culley and Sutton’s argument for a separate preliminary hearing appears in many respects to be a backdoor argument for a more timely hearing so that a property owner with a good defense against forfeiture can recover her property more quickly,” he wrote. “But the court’s precedents already require a timely hearing.”
Alabama has since amended its forfeiture law to allow owners of seized property to request expedited hearings.
“Our decision today does not preclude those legislatively prescribed innovations,” Justice Kavanaugh wrote. “Rather, our decision simply addresses the base-line protection of the due process clause.”

Seems like it’s less about civil forfeiture and more about how quickly can they get their property back when civil forfeiture happens

I think it’s fine as it is. It’s trading funny for poignanncy

To anyone confused, they’re referring to “if true love is one in a million there would still be 7000 people in the world you could be in true love with”

This was back when there were merely 7 billion people on Earth