LasagnaCat

I’d like to roll a sleight of hand check and attempt to steal the tunic.

[Rolls a 6]

Without hesitation.

That’s a nice kitty right there.

I pay an HoA, its like $30 a year. While they dont encourage it, they dont care either. They really dont do anything except twice a year they bring out garbage trucks/dumpsters to the nearby school to dump/recycle things too big for a trash can.

Ok sure thing comrad.

Hello fellow childless 32 year old. You get that plant!

Signed, Another childless 32 year old that just planted day liilies and strawberries

I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. Try again?

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