Same here. Just because I believe nothing matters, doesn’t mean I want other people to suffer.

Nihilism ≠ Hate

The Pledge of Ethics?

It’s like “New Chicken Salad! Now with juicy blisters!”

Best case scenario it doesn’t make it worse, but it defo doesn’t make it any better.

In my opinion… On the internet…

I concur with this, and also submit apples/grapes in chicken salad should be considered culinary abuse.

I was upset at first, but he was right in the long run.

What the French say about love is true… “omlette du fromage”

He saved my first and third marriages…

Flaccid.

Samurai Gunn

How pointless and pedantic.

A song for you.

Wait…

“Rocket” or “League of”?

Aren’t they currently developing a show based on GQ?

I also have it on good authority that he does, in fact, ride a removed-horse…

He’s hackin’, wackin’ and smackin’!

I’ve done just about every drug out there. Had a pretty significant meth problem in my late teens and early 20’s. Never smoked a cigarette.

Just always seemed too gross to be worth it.

I got tossed sophomore year, and got my GED later.

I graduated with a B.S. in engineering a few years ago.

I know them feels

“I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay”

Homes aren’t going to get more affordable… Neither is Healthcare.

Andre Agassi famously admitted he hates tennis. Apart from playing professionally he had no interest in the sport whatsoever.

Fucking Summit County. Yuppie hive of scum and villainy