Just call it Twitter

Gosh darn

It was a request

How dare you

You are welcome so long as you submit to the barbecue

I would like to quit living in poverty where can I sign?

This is America

So glad I voted for Godzilla in the last election

When I first read this, I thought they were saying that God himself was hot… Wish I didn’t read into that more

Good Lord, Would somebody please get her a sitcom?

This reminds me of one of those stupid ask Reddit posts that gets posted over and over

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Reddit just banned me for a harmless comment…and I’m pissed… anyone wanna talk about this?

That’s illegal. I’m calling the police.