In other words: a lot of words to ultimately say nothing. Much like this comment.

still not beating the liberalism allegations

I think it was mostly just that he was in a rush like he was just trying to help me get it all done by the needed time. But like, idk, I could have done better if I were workin’ on it. And I think eggplant was just a bad choice because it looked gross after cooking. Needed a thicker tomato sauce imo to cover it lol

chef at work made a vegan rice pilaf that looked like someone said the word “mirepoix” at the pan. also a vegan jambalaya that was like, a sad collection of squash and well oxidized eggplant with a sprinkling of canned diced tomato which formed dried flakes over top

sorry those who ate it, i did not have the time to make a better one u_u

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The rizzler is a guy? I thought it was a play on The Riddler and Rizz, like, an idea, a platonic ideal not a person

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I think it just uses lasers to heat up the weed but idk I’ve never used one. But like, what if we make one, but bigger? you’ve heard of the gas chamber, the bourgeoisie will fear the laser chamber

needs to be a bit bigger tho

i have some fucked up milk addiction where I get straight up cravings for that shit, it’s like a special sort of hunger that is only satisfied by milk (nobody needs to tell me about caseomorphins btw, I already know), and it’s wild hearing these raw milk weirdos talk about the taste. it already tastes good! it’s like they’re not happy without the milk equivalent of shooting fentanyl into their balls

you don’t have to drink raw ass milk to deal with lactose intolerance, there’s literally lactase pills. there’s lactose free milk!

Now look up the origin of “pie in the sky”

Mini PSA: the immiscibility of water is only PART of why you don’t want to dump water on a grease fire

The actual reason is that that hot, hot oil will flash the water into steam, causing the pot of burning oil to explode all over, spraying said burning oil. This is how it can “make it spread faster”

This is why I mourn for the long lost era of /r/gonewild, where people just posted their tits, balls and ass just to be horny little goblins with each other.

As much as I can appreciate that onlyfans has opened up some good income for a lot of people I fucking hate how the end result has been the death of the fun exhibitionist, now 90% of nudes on Reddit are people plugging their paid content

I learned laser bongs are a thing, maybe we can start the design there

Well I’m a user too and it certainly isn’t very friendly to me when I have to go hunting for a feature you took away last week and hid somewhere.

At some point it should be punishable by law to change shit.

Like imo someone should hang for the slow steps Reddit is taking to kill old.reddit.com when people CLEARLY FUCKING LIKE IT AND PREFER IT TO THEIR FUCKING APP.

I’ve used old.reddit.com for years because the mobile site is just fucking garbage. And it just works, so much better. It’s infinitely faster. The app is even worse than the mobile site.

Like all this fucking time and energy wasted on work making shit nobody wants

I agree so fucking much jesus christ. I would ban all apps as dictator

It looks like Steve Carell wearing a fake beard