I just want an .exe I can throw into whatever folder I want, that launches the game and doesn’t open a launcher or storefront(steam included). I don’t care about all the useless achievements and progress bullshit, not to mention tracking data. I buy on GOG when possible, but not every game is on there.

Wellll… it clearly says they’re a goose, so you could give them some slack.

In the TV ad, I’m pretty sure he turns into a centaur

Time to buy a boulder to go in front of the window